I've been thinking for while about family. Mostly about my mother, to be precise. Lately I've also been wondering where my life is going, what I want to do with it. To be honest, I have no idea what I would consider a full complete life to be like. What it would accomplish.
But when I think of my mom, and all the time she devoted to raising us, and everything. It makes me realize I'd like to be someone like her. Maybe not raising kids (who knows) but able to live with the grace, dignity, and wisdom she does.
I've realized how beautiful my mom is.
And that I would like to have the strength she has.
It may not be a life flow-chart, but it's a start.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Last stupid blog post
| You Are An ENFJ |
The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. |
This sure as hell isn't the twist at the end.
| The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir |
 So what if you're a little nihilistic at times? Life with meaning is highly over-rated. Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner |
Monday, March 12, 2007
I guess I'm mature now.
Because I've run out of thyme.
That's funny because I mean time as in, I'm old now, and thyme as in I realized I have ceased to have my most favorite spice in the world, and it blows my mind that I could have a preference for something long enough to use it all up.
That's funny because I mean time as in, I'm old now, and thyme as in I realized I have ceased to have my most favorite spice in the world, and it blows my mind that I could have a preference for something long enough to use it all up.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
This will tottally help you get to know me
High School: School of hard knocks
Junior High: Kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me
Favorite Soda: I'll have none of your damned carbonate crap!! only heathful shit for me! or booze...
Favorite fruit: anything really crunchy. Like a lightbulb. Are lightbulbs fruit?
Favorite weather: Rain on a day I have tiny easy errands to finish. Like graves to dig.
Like someone: broiled.
Want more piercings: I cried like a little bitch when I got my ears pierced. so, yah.
Want a tattoo: A full body, Life-size tattoo of me, only taller.
Last person talked to/texted on the phone? I don't really text people when I'm talking to them.
Blue or red?: My steaks red, my smurfs blue, and my questions less ambiguous
Do you speak a different language?:I speak acceptable french, Sign quite effectivly, and speak enough Chinese to order food.
How old do you act?: Like a 3 legged race between an 70 year old women and a 9 year old boy
Do you have any pets? A few friends, wait... do you mean housetrained? No, then.
The 4 W's Questions:
Whos in the room with you? Depends on what religon you subscribe to...
What was the last thing you ate?: Deep-fried mars bar
What was the last thing you drank?: Badly deep-fried mars bar
What color pants are you wearing?: Who needs pants when you've got rogaine?
What is the closest item near you that is blue: My 10 year old honduran boy, but he'll give up soon.
What instant messaging service do you use?: Smoke signals
Where do you sleep?: K. Getting creeped out again. wid da fishes!
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: Your binocs can't see the tag? shame sha
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex __
Cute or pretty: Male.
Lips or Eyes: Eyes properly cooked, Lips in a salad tho.
Hugs or Kisses: Having my hair petted on a bus.
Short or Tall:Tall enough to change the lightbulbs.
Easygoing or serious: Easy enough to sleep with, serious enough to do it well.
Romantic or Spontaneous: like spontaneous combustion?
Muscular or Skinny: Skinny enough for me to fold into my luggage.
Hook-up or Relationship: Depends on how much GHB I have...
Sweet or Caring: Are these opposites?
___Have You Ever___
Drank Bubbles?: Does tossing someone's salad count? How about if it was frothy? (sorry, that was bad)
Lost glasses/contacts: Nope. But I've found a couple. You just pop those suckers in your mouth for a sec or two, and then they're fine!
Broken Someones Heart?:Physically or metaphorically?
Had your heart broken?: Do heart murmurs count?
Cried When Someone Died: FUCK YOU! OLD YELLER WAS SPECIAL!
___Do You Believe In___
God: If he's listening, yes, yes I do.
Miracles: I've been proposed to twice. what do you think?
Love At First Sight: First sight is the only place unfettered love CAN exist. once you get to know someone... crap shoot.
Aliens: Alien what? plantlife? certainly. Bacteria? without a doubt. Sentience? Dunno.
Magic: Just cuz you know how it's done doesn't make it not magic.
Heaven: what else could you call Saturdays?
Hell: What else could you call a wasted Saturday?
Horoscopes: They work. Is that real then? People believe them. They are cultivated to be true no matter what.
Boogers: As a metaphor for existential philosophy, yes. As a food group, no.
Junior High: Kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me
Favorite Soda: I'll have none of your damned carbonate crap!! only heathful shit for me! or booze...
Favorite fruit: anything really crunchy. Like a lightbulb. Are lightbulbs fruit?
Favorite weather: Rain on a day I have tiny easy errands to finish. Like graves to dig.
Like someone: broiled.
Want more piercings: I cried like a little bitch when I got my ears pierced. so, yah.
Want a tattoo: A full body, Life-size tattoo of me, only taller.
Last person talked to/texted on the phone? I don't really text people when I'm talking to them.
Blue or red?: My steaks red, my smurfs blue, and my questions less ambiguous
Do you speak a different language?:I speak acceptable french, Sign quite effectivly, and speak enough Chinese to order food.
How old do you act?: Like a 3 legged race between an 70 year old women and a 9 year old boy
Do you have any pets? A few friends, wait... do you mean housetrained? No, then.
The 4 W's Questions:
Whos in the room with you? Depends on what religon you subscribe to...
What was the last thing you ate?: Deep-fried mars bar
What was the last thing you drank?: Badly deep-fried mars bar
What color pants are you wearing?: Who needs pants when you've got rogaine?
What is the closest item near you that is blue: My 10 year old honduran boy, but he'll give up soon.
What instant messaging service do you use?: Smoke signals
Where do you sleep?: K. Getting creeped out again. wid da fishes!
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: Your binocs can't see the tag? shame sha
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex __
Cute or pretty: Male.
Lips or Eyes: Eyes properly cooked, Lips in a salad tho.
Hugs or Kisses: Having my hair petted on a bus.
Short or Tall:Tall enough to change the lightbulbs.
Easygoing or serious: Easy enough to sleep with, serious enough to do it well.
Romantic or Spontaneous: like spontaneous combustion?
Muscular or Skinny: Skinny enough for me to fold into my luggage.
Hook-up or Relationship: Depends on how much GHB I have...
Sweet or Caring: Are these opposites?
___Have You Ever___
Drank Bubbles?: Does tossing someone's salad count? How about if it was frothy? (sorry, that was bad)
Lost glasses/contacts: Nope. But I've found a couple. You just pop those suckers in your mouth for a sec or two, and then they're fine!
Broken Someones Heart?:Physically or metaphorically?
Had your heart broken?: Do heart murmurs count?
Cried When Someone Died: FUCK YOU! OLD YELLER WAS SPECIAL!
___Do You Believe In___
God: If he's listening, yes, yes I do.
Miracles: I've been proposed to twice. what do you think?
Love At First Sight: First sight is the only place unfettered love CAN exist. once you get to know someone... crap shoot.
Aliens: Alien what? plantlife? certainly. Bacteria? without a doubt. Sentience? Dunno.
Magic: Just cuz you know how it's done doesn't make it not magic.
Heaven: what else could you call Saturdays?
Hell: What else could you call a wasted Saturday?
Horoscopes: They work. Is that real then? People believe them. They are cultivated to be true no matter what.
Boogers: As a metaphor for existential philosophy, yes. As a food group, no.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Akroma's Boyfriend creation table
There's been a girlfriend creation table floating around, so I figured this one should respond.
(This'll probably crack me up to about 12 crazy, but it's worth it...)
Ugly: At 10, you're not sure what age he is, 12, what gender, 14 what species, 16, what state
Immature: at 10, he'll call you "mommy", 12 in bed, 14 wants you to change his diapers, 16 breastfeeding.
Obsessive: at 10, he'll try to recruit you into his obsession, 12 asks you to drink the punch, 14, doesn't ASK you to drink the punch, 16 he's not even your boyfriend
Cheap: 10, you go dutch, 12, he'll save receipts "to be fair", 14, calculates how much gas you use in his car, 16, how much oxygen you use.
Rude:8, offends your family, 10 at first meeting, 12 and your ancestors, 14 without opening his mouth, 16 or being in the same room.
Stupid: 5, he'll ask for homework help, 8 with high school homework, 12, with a speak 'n' say, 14, with a book, 16 with a pamphlet
Macho: 10, he'll sleep with your friend, 12 your sister, 14 your mother, 16 all of them,18 at once.
Inattentive: 8 if you leave him, he won't know why, 10 or if you cry, 12 or get mad, 14 or die, 16 or live
Perks for flaws:
0 flaws- he's gay.
5 remembers important dates
7 does something for important dates
9 gives a crap in bed
(This'll probably crack me up to about 12 crazy, but it's worth it...)
Ugly: At 10, you're not sure what age he is, 12, what gender, 14 what species, 16, what state
Immature: at 10, he'll call you "mommy", 12 in bed, 14 wants you to change his diapers, 16 breastfeeding.
Obsessive: at 10, he'll try to recruit you into his obsession, 12 asks you to drink the punch, 14, doesn't ASK you to drink the punch, 16 he's not even your boyfriend
Cheap: 10, you go dutch, 12, he'll save receipts "to be fair", 14, calculates how much gas you use in his car, 16, how much oxygen you use.
Rude:8, offends your family, 10 at first meeting, 12 and your ancestors, 14 without opening his mouth, 16 or being in the same room.
Stupid: 5, he'll ask for homework help, 8 with high school homework, 12, with a speak 'n' say, 14, with a book, 16 with a pamphlet
Macho: 10, he'll sleep with your friend, 12 your sister, 14 your mother, 16 all of them,18 at once.
Inattentive: 8 if you leave him, he won't know why, 10 or if you cry, 12 or get mad, 14 or die, 16 or live
Perks for flaws:
0 flaws- he's gay.
5 remembers important dates
7 does something for important dates
9 gives a crap in bed
Thursday, March 01, 2007
All your exams are belong to me!
Is it sad that I am so jubiliant because I garned a 60% on my psych midterm?
Probably not...
Aw man! It was so good! I got over 100% on one section!
PLUS I pwnd my comp 101 midterm this morning. As a gleeful celebration my weekend has started already, despite it being Thursdy. (while, since I don't technically have any classes, it's kind of a moot point) I'm gonna go choke myself with ice cream and BOOZE.
Probably not...
Aw man! It was so good! I got over 100% on one section!
PLUS I pwnd my comp 101 midterm this morning. As a gleeful celebration my weekend has started already, despite it being Thursdy. (while, since I don't technically have any classes, it's kind of a moot point) I'm gonna go choke myself with ice cream and BOOZE.
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